when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
My sister texted my dad yesterday asking to go to the mall and he said “i guess so” but today he took it back so she printed the text and this was the result
hater alert on aisle u
I have the pleasure of sitting behind a boy in my graphics class who makes fucking masterpieces.
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
that’s what little girls are made of
"What do you plan to do with your future?"