YOURE ALL SO SPECIAL

oreoofficial:

why dont ppl do random things for me? u know. send me a message, draw me, paint me, send me $300,000

possiblypensive:

i wish i had something cool about me that stood out but im sort of really lame

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

rneerkat:

artichokehold:

rneerkat:

how do you tell a soft drink you have a crush on it

id start by complimenting her, once you feel comfortable tell her how you feel and if its mutual talk about where you guys see your relationship going! for more advice follow artichokehold

i soda like you

bromancing-the-stone:

Straight girls

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

image

singularbioticss:

Why are video game characters so attractive wtf

hitmonbottoms:

my room when my parents get visitors

hitmonbottoms:

my room when my parents get visitors

dmolitionlovers:

close the door mom you are letting the emo out

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

destinydeoxys:

                      “First, you need to weaken the target Pokémon

demented-fantasies:

im—a—fan:

freshprinceofbeleriand:

isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in recycled paper might have been someone’s suicide note and that the box jellyfish has 64 anuses 

isn’t that weird to think about

this fucked fucked me up

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too